you will never convince me that boyd/cora/erica wasn’t a thing.
omg, wait, no, i meant to tell you guys that my biggest accomplishment at bite con was that I managed to get laura/lydia microfic on the screens during the fanfic panel
I totally just rode the elevator with haley webb without realizing it was her. I am absolute trash oh my god. she was singing party in the USA. it was too cute.
i see a lot of people spending time thinking about “who tops” in their otp when they should be thinking about
- who quotes twilight at the other person
- who appreciates cat videos more
- who spent a hellish summer working in the worst gamestop you can imagine
- who lets the other person win in ticklefights
- who chews on their pencil
- who’s the person who accidentally thinks of their grandparents one time while they’re making out and kills the mood
Okay but TW has some REALLY FUCKING WEIRD INTIMIDATION TECHNIQUES.
- Threateningly cleaning windshields for someone
- Angrily grabbing desserts with someone
- Turning off someone’s music in the high school boys’ locker room
- Eating an apple at someone from across the room